is: tell me, ex... were you teased a lot in school growing up with a name like, "exray"? bwahahaha!
ex: dude... do you even remember that these are names we "chose"? ... i mean, what kind of mother would do that to a child?
is: omg! you're totally right! well isn't my face red? hmm... i guess it's just been so long... i mean, i go by literally dozens of names... isadore, is, isadore eon "defender of the galaxy", isadore von grey, isadorable, st. isadore of the purple raven order ... but i'm sure most of you probably remember me by my old underground hardcore wrestling days... Murdock "Mad Dog" McCready... but enough about me...
exray, i recently posted a review of isadore and exray, written by me... a rather bold move in self-promotion, i think... what are your thoughts about isadore and exray? how would you best describe our brand of music?
ex: the "purple raven order"? are you still playing dungeons & dragons? nevermind... um, i'd describe is and ex as an "electric-eclectic-emo-sonic-rollercoaster ride" with big hooks designed to rock the arena stage. is that apt enough?
is: hey! i never played dungeons & dragons!!! ... ok... maybe i actually did once or twice... no, the purple raven order is a very secretive, exclusive, group of people who... well... if i told you any more, i'd have to kill myself... i live by the code! i like your description of our music! although, i think it's worth adding that "listening to isadore and exray is like hearing a rainbow"... anyway, i can totally see us performing live at the o-rena... rockin' out a cover of "glory of love" by peter cetera... the crowd goes banana's! i'm there...
do you like peanut butter & bacon sandwiches? i know i've made you eat at least one... i love them & would eat one every day if it didn't have that nasty side effect of shortening ones life expectancy by half... but you never ask me to make one for you & i was just curious...
ex: cetera... wow... "like a knight in shining armor/from a long time ago(oh-oo)" uuuuhhhhhh in fact i do like peebs-and-bakie sandies... quite a bit. but it doesn't help the "looking good" part of my mantra at all so...
is: yeah, i feel ya... i guess i don't mind the little extra padding... it was chris elliot who put it best... something along the lines of his body type being that of moist bread...
so anyway... this whole thing totally went the opposite way i thought it was gonna go... we didn't touch on any of the important subjects i had hoped to such as; poverty, health care, kanye west being the lamest turd to ever soil the earth, our goal of making music & using that music to help children & families in need (although i've posted about that before), crayons & how effective they have been at providing a solid medium for generations of children to create art with, how we're going to get groceries, & again... i was gonna try & talk you into letting me get a hamster... they have this little brown one at the pet store & i named her kiki & i want her soooo bad! pweeeeeeeease???
ex, any parting words for the audience? or answers to particular questions regarding a particular hamster named, kiki?
ex: let me first say this about a hamster... emphatically... ... ... "no". secondly i feel i need to state my opinion that chris elliot is one of the most underrated writer/comedians of his generation... and i am not ashamed to say that i enjoyed "cabin boy"... that being said, kanye could teach a college course on douchebaggery... hmm, i do think we could have touched on a few more meaningful topics if we'd had the time... but people's schedules these days ya know? peace, bro!
is: cool! thanks! yeah! see ya... um... well... i see you right now... & i'm not leaving or anything... i'm just gonna publish this post & then log off... but you do have to return that movie so i guess i could say goodbye then & it would actually be a correct statement... idk... saying bye on a blog when i'm literally looking at you is kinda weird & it's making me feel awkward. please stop!
ooookay, had to cut myself off there... was drifting a bit... anyway, "is vs. ex" didn't go exactly as planned... well, actually... there was no plan... & maybe that's where things went wrong... but it was a moment in time... captured... in all it's imperfect beauty... & i think we all may have learned a thing or two from this... we all agree that kanye west is a nincompoop... food for thought...
til next time... not giving up on kiki the hamster...
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